Episode 01The Algorithm
Feed it exactly one tap. It decides your entire personality, tells everyone, and will not be taking corrections.
0:20 · toy: 1 tap
[ An original participation comedy system ]
Do notpress
CHIP has one job. You are about to make it impossible.
A cartoon where the trailer sets you up, the button hands you the punchline, and the incident report tells everyone exactly what kind of menace you are. Press it five times. Get a twenty-second episode starring you.
Welcome, valued user. Please admire the button without developing a relationship with it.
[ System nominal ]
CHIP confidence:98%
Button integrity:100%
Operator clearanceoptional — the episode is about you either way
05Escalation statesFrom nominal to personally your fault
00Logins requiredThe joke starts immediately
03Teaser scenariosAI-age targets, original characters
01Bad decisionCurrently accepting volunteers
[ The flywheel ]The cartoon
The cartoon
you finish.
The teaser is only the setup. The audience completes the joke, gets a personalised artifact, and turns that artifact into the next setup.
Watch the setup. Perform the punchline. Become someone else's warning.
Step 01
Watch
A 20-second vertical teaser hands you a terrible idea with excellent production value.
Step 02
Press
The web toy lets you commit the punchline yourself. No login. No tutorial. No adult supervision.
Step 03
Share
CHIP generates your episode and files an incident report with your name on it. You post it. Now it's someone else's setup.
[ The receipt ]
Every bad decision deserves paperwork.
Every fifth press files an incident report through OMNIA COMPLIANCE SYSTEMS: severity, detected trait, recommended action, and CHIP's notes for the record. Shareable. Unfortunately accurate.
Omnia Compliance Systems
Incident report
#DNP-4264-Z
Incident logged
- Subject
- Volunteer zero
- Presses
- 5 / 5
- Severity
- Mildly historic
- Detected trait
- Unsupervised optimist
- Recommended action
- Subject must attend a 40-minute webinar titled "Labels Are Not Suggestions."
- CHIP notes
- "Displayed advanced confidence with no supporting evidence."
Confidential
[ Sample episodes ]
Episode 01
Episode 02
Episode 03
Three ways to cause an incident.
Original satire, original characters. Each one ships as a short you watch and a toy you finish. Press play to watch the teasers.
Episode 01Episode 02The Reply Guy
A small damp gremlin who physically cannot let a sentence go uncorrected. There is a winding key. Please leave it alone.
0:20 · toy: 1 wind
Episode 03The Crypto Bro
He would love to explain the future of finance to you. The button ends the future of finance. He keeps explaining.
0:20 · toy: 1 press
[ Signal ]
Every tap is a comedy preference.
0
buttons pressed worldwide · counting since launch
- Hesitation
- How long you stared before you gave in. It's shorter than you'd like to think.
- Breaking point
- Which of CHIP's five pleas is the one that stops working on you.
- Spread
- Which episodes get posted, and which incident reports quietly get closed.
[ Early access ]
Get warned before everyone else ignores the warning.
> omnia.access --request --unit 001
Episode 01 and its toy go out to this list first. CHIP will handle the emails, which is either reassuring or the entire problem.